* I got mugged and was tied to the steering wheel of my car.
* My deodorant was frozen to the window sill.
* My car door fell off.
* It was too windy.
* I dreamt I was already at work.
* I had to go to the hospital because I drank antifreeze.
* I had an early morning gig as a clown.
* A roach crawled in my ear.
* I saw an elderly lady at a bus stop and decided to pick her up.
* My dog swallowed my cell phone.
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